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Emergency Chicken | NOISEMAKER
Emergency Chicken | NOISEMAKER

Archie Mcphee

Emergency Chicken | NOISEMAKER

Archie Mcphee

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Every fowl morning is a chicken emergency!

Looking for a fun solution to a fowl morning? Look no further than the 3½" Emergency Chicken noisemaker! Whether you need a peep, cluck, morning crow, or squawk, this electronic device has got you covered. It's the perfect alternative to bringing an actual chicken to your next meeting - after all, their lack of pants may not fit in with your business casual dress code. Bonus: it comes with three LR44 batteries!

Features:
  • Electronic sound maker
  • Produces four sounds at the touch of a button
  • Peep, cluck, morning crow and squawk
  • Batteries included

Size: 3-1/2"

ARCHIE MCPHEE
PRODUCT DETAILS

Every fowl morning is a chicken emergency!

Looking for a fun solution to a fowl morning? Look no further than the 3½" Emergency Chicken noisemaker! Whether you need a peep, cluck, morning crow, or squawk, this electronic device has got you covered. It's the perfect alternative to bringing an actual chicken to your next meeting - after all, their lack of pants may not fit in with your business casual dress code. Bonus: it comes with three LR44 batteries!

Features:
  • Electronic sound maker
  • Produces four sounds at the touch of a button
  • Peep, cluck, morning crow and squawk
  • Batteries included

Size: 3-1/2"

ARCHIE MCPHEE
POSTAGE + DELIVERY


AUSTRALIA
FREE DELIVERY - ORDERS OVER $99
UNDER $99 - $9.95

EXPRESS POST
0 - 500GM - $10.95
501GM - 1KG - $13.95
1KG - 2.5KG - $15.95


NEW ZEALAND
FREE DELIVERY - ORDERS OVER $199
UNDER $199 - $19.95
EXPRESS - $29.95

  FAST DELIVERY - ORDER BEFORE 2PM FOR SAME DAY DISPATCH
  CLICK & COLLECT AVAILABLE FROM OURWINDSOR WAREHOUSE
  ALL ORDERS SENT WITH FULL TRACKING
FREE INSURANCE - All orders that select 'Signature on Delivery' during checkout receive Free Insurance, so if anything happens during transit with your order it will be 100% replaced!

Visit our Postage Page for more information >> HERE
RETURN POLICY


  30 DAY RETURN GUARANTEE
   You can return your item for a REFUND or STORE CREDIT
   ALL items can be returned EXCEPT : Final Sale Items plus underwear, bodysuits, wigs, swimwear, contact lenses, face masks, bodysuits, hosiery, earrings, cosmetics and opened hair dye, due to Australian health & hygiene regulations. Please note we follow all ACCC requirements & refunds/exchanges will be given on all faulty items not already stated in the description.
  Gift cards & YouPay Orders can not be returned and are not redeemable for cash.
  To Return items, simply post them back to us or drop by the Beserk Warehouse at Windsor, Queensland.
Visit our RETURNS Page for more information >> HERE 
SIZING + INFO

Live, laugh, joke, and punch a nun while wearing a horse mask and squirrel finger puppets. Accoutrements make air fresheners, as well as all the 'Crazy Cat Lady' products you could ever poke a stick at: socks, board games, edibles and mints, colouring books and even band aids. Both old and new treasures alike exist to surprise and freak out those people in your life that are difficult to buy presents for. Archie McPhee may not be entirely practical, but really, who cares? This is pop culture at its most absurd. Giant novelty pencil? Human tooth model kit? No explanation necessary.

BRAND INFO
Archie McPhee supply awesome stuff to awesome people! For over 30 years Accoutrements have provided the world with amazing quirky products that provoke, challenge, confuse and entertain.

Makers of the best and weirdest toys and novelties, including the famous Horse Mask! Rubber chickens, unicorns, cats, finger hands, strange and quirky pins, Christmas cards, stationery, patches, stress balls in all sorts of bizarre iterations, socks, scarves, can coolers, rubber animal masks, squirrels, bacon and meat, zombies and monsters, Cthulhu, Charles Darwin, funny fez's - it's all here for your abnormal perusal.

Whether it's for the home, outdoors, the office or just an accessory for yourself or a gift for a special friend, there are no bland and boring products here. Accoutrements produce impractical things we love in an original way, to make a strange life a little bit better.

Located in Seattle Washington, the owner of Archie McPhee Accoutrements (Mark Pahlow) started the business selling rubber lizards and other crazy things out of his house in L.A. People simply couldn't get enough of his junk! If you have ever asked yourself "Who would buy this?" then the answer is, anyone with a quirk for the quirky.

Enjoy the insanity and get shopping with us here at Beserk!

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Archie McPhee supply awesome stuff to awesome people! For over 30 years Accoutrements have provided the world with amazing quirky products that provoke, challenge, confuse and entertain.

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