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Emergency Goat | NOISEMAKER

Name: Emergency Goat | NOISEMAKER
Brand: Archie Mcphee
Price: 19.95 AUD
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Goat screams are so weird!

It’s a goat emergency! Turns out GOAT not only stands for Greatest Of All Time but it’s also a popular animal! We all dream of owning our own herd of bleating, horned kids, but that’s not always feasible. This 3½" electronic Emergency Goat noisemaker includes four sounds — scream, bleat, kids and goats. Press the buttons whenever you need some goat in your life. Batteries included.

Electronic sound maker
Produces four sounds at the touch of a button
Scream, bleats, kids and GOATS
Batteries included

ARCHIE MCPHEE

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Goat screams are so weird!

Electronic sound maker
Produces four sounds at the touch of a button
Scream, bleats, kids and GOATS
Batteries included

ARCHIE MCPHEE

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Live, laugh, joke, and punch a nun while wearing a horse mask and squirrel finger puppets. Accoutrements make air fresheners, as well as all the 'Crazy Cat Lady' products you could ever poke a stick at: socks, board games, edibles and mints, colouring books and even band aids. Both old and new treasures alike exist to surprise and freak out those people in your life that are difficult to buy presents for. Archie McPhee may not be entirely practical, but really, who cares? This is pop culture at its most absurd. Giant novelty pencil? Human tooth model kit? No explanation necessary.

BRAND INFO

Archie McPhee supply awesome stuff to awesome people! For over 30 years Accoutrements have provided the world with amazing quirky products that provoke, challenge, confuse and entertain.

Makers of the best and weirdest toys and novelties, including the famous Horse Mask! Rubber chickens, unicorns, cats, finger hands, strange and quirky pins, Christmas cards, stationery, patches, stress balls in all sorts of bizarre iterations, socks, scarves, can coolers, rubber animal masks, squirrels, bacon and meat, zombies and monsters, Cthulhu, Charles Darwin, funny fez's - it's all here for your abnormal perusal.

Whether it's for the home, outdoors, the office or just an accessory for yourself or a gift for a special friend, there are no bland and boring products here. Accoutrements produce impractical things we love in an original way, to make a strange life a little bit better.

Located in Seattle Washington, the owner of Archie McPhee Accoutrements (Mark Pahlow) started the business selling rubber lizards and other crazy things out of his house in L.A. People simply couldn't get enough of his junk! If you have ever asked yourself "Who would buy this?" then the answer is, anyone with a quirk for the quirky.

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AUSTRALIA
FREE DELIVERY - ORDERS OVER $99
UNDER $99 - $9.95

EXPRESS POST
0 - 500GM - $10.95
501GM - 1KG - $13.95
1KG - 2.5KG - $15.95

NEW ZEALAND
FREE DELIVERY - ORDERS OVER $199
UNDER $199 - $19.95
EXPRESS - $29.95

AUSTRALIA
FREE DELIVERY - ORDERS OVER $99
UNDER $99 - $9.95

EXPRESS POST
0 - 500GM - $10.95
501GM - 1KG - $13.95
1KG - 2.5KG - $15.95

NEW ZEALAND
FREE DELIVERY - ORDERS OVER $199
UNDER $199 - $19.95
EXPRESS - $29.95