Beserk now stocks a hilarious new range of homewares from Blue Q.
"Proud designers and manufacturers of life-improving, joy-bringing products since 1988".
Every Blue Q oven mitt supports hunger relief programs throughout the world.
The team at Blue Q are an odd bunch.
Blue Q has a motto that resounds with us at Beserk: "We just want you to be happy".
Browse our new items below:
Our favorite part about this oven mitt is the two cute horsies, snacking and chatting up a storm, on the back. They're probably talking about what they're having for lunch. I mean, what else is there to talk about? Super-insulated.
MATERIALS: 100% cotton.
Of course it's delicious - you made it! Why? Does someone dare doubt your culinary prowess? Want me to beat them up? Super-insulated.
MATERIALS: 100% cotton.
BITCHES GET STUFF DONE | OVEN MITT
We don't conform! We chop wood, we build blazing fires, and yeah, we also use oven mitts. Take that, world! Super-insulated.
MATERIALS: 100% cotton.
BEAUTIFUL AND EAT A LOT | OVEN MITT
While we're listing accomplishments I'm really good at binge watching Netflix, too. Super-insulated.
MATERIALS: 100% cotton.
Nothing wrong with a little direct feedback in a pretty, super-absorbent package.
MATERIALS: 100% unbleached cotton.
CUTE LITTLE F@#KERS | DISH TOWEL
This towel is like the centre of a Venn diagram, in which the big circles are Norman Rockwell and Kinda F**ked Up. Super-absorbent.
MATERIALS: 100% unbleached cotton.
Wanna join me? I promise, the food's gonna taste wayyyy better this way. Super-insulated.
MATERIALS: 100% cotton.
WINE TO WORK | CREW SOCKS LADIES
If you do decide to bring your wine to work today, which you definitely should, please wear a helmet or green, padded wig if you roller skate home tonight, which you definitely will.
SIZING: Fits women's shoe size 5-10.
MATERIALS: 49% combed cotton, 48% nylon and 3% spandex.
Remember when you had to blow into the Nintendo, and then the cartridge, every time you wanted to play Super Mario Brothers? We do. Remember when you didn't talk to me for a whole week because you were trying to beat the last level of Candy Crush? We do.
SIZING: Men's shoe size 7-12.
MATERIALS: 57% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 3% spandex.
MY CAT IS COOL | CREW SOCKS LADIES
Have you ever seen such a cool cat on a sock before? That's because it was really freaking hard to make this cat look this good on these socks. But it was done, for you. And also because we really like cats.
SIZING: Women's shoe size 5-10.
MATERIALS: 51% combed cotton; 48% nylon; 1% spandex.
PLEASE NOTE: This sock features panoramic art - awesome from every angle. There’s no “right and left.” The sassy phrase falls on the outside of your right leg, and the inside of your left.
I HATE EVERYONE | CREW SOCKS LADIES
If there's one thing we can all, in a big happy, bear-hugging group, believe in, it's this.
SIZING: Women's shoe size 5-10.
MATERIALS: 50% combed cotton, 47% nylon and 3% spandex.
PLEASE NOTE: This sock features panoramic art - awesome from every angle. There’s no “right and left.” The sassy phrase falls on the outside of your right leg, and the inside of your left.
100% super freaking cute! They can handle a wad of cash, peanut M&Ms, earrings... maybe even a couple of Jatz crackers!
MATERIALS: 95% post consumer recycled material.
SIZE: 3"h x 4"w
MEDICAL MARIJUANA | PENCIL CASE
Do you suffer from a love of the sticky green stuff? Then this is the bag for you! Do you have pencils? That'll work too.
MATERIALS: 95% post consumer recycled material.
SIZE: 4.25"h x 8.5"w
A friendly octopus? On a shoulder tote? With sturdy straps, a hefty zipper and a reinforced floor? Well, ahoy there, sailor! What's your name?
MATERIALS: 95% post consumer recycled material.
SIZE: 11"h x 15"w x 6.25"d
Might not be big enough but...it's a start.
MATERIALS: 95% post consumer recycled material.
SIZE: 3"h x 4"w
REALLY POSITIVE | BREATH SPRAY
What if you could have anything you wished for? Well you CAN. This breath spray instantly heightens your inner magnetism so that wonderful things can't help but come your way. It's like you're magic! Peppermint Flavour.
Size: 7.5 ml
INCREDIBLY HIGH | BREATH SPRAY
Directions for use: Spray on tongue then stand on head while breathing quickly into a plastic bag. After 3 minutes, stand up quickly and twirl, arms out, in a helicopter motion until product takes full effect. Mint Flavoured breath spray.
Size: 7.5 ml
Note: there are no real drugs in this product. If you actually believed that then you must already be stoned.
Sometimes you just gotta pet. The itch gets too itchy, like having a song stuck in your head or a sudden craving for fried pickles. You just can't think about anything else until you get what you want! And what I want is you. Forgive me, you're just too darn cute. Scented with gardenia and orange. Each bar is made in the USA with 100% vegetable base and essential oils.
Size: 5.1cm h x 7.6cm w x 1.9cm d
Weight: 56 g
Never before hath Hell been raised quite like this. Scented with jasmine and lemon peel. Each bar is made in the USA with 100% vegetable base and essential oils.
Size: 5.1cm h x 7.6cm w x 1.9cm d
Weight: 56 g
Have you ever wanted a high-quality, vintage-inspired, generously-sized tin box decorated with a cat holding a glue gun? Well, today is your lucky day! For crafters as well as the crafty.
Size: 7.6cm h x 18.4cm w x 14cm d
Do these crooked pigtails make me look psycho? Good. 8 pieces of candy-coated, fruit-flavored gum in each box.
NOT REALLY DRINKING ALONE | GUM
I've always really admired your ability to argue a point. 8 pieces of candy-coated, peppermint-flavored gum in each box.
Let's throw back a box of Pinot Grigio. 8 pieces of cinnamon flavoured gum in each box.
Beserk xx ❤️
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